Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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