Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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