i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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