but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
two words...techno handjob
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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