if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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