If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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