so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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