A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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