: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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