I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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