a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
