I think scott just propositioned me for sex
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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