She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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