we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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