yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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