I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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