I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".