I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam