my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.