We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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