Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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