Its about making memories worth repressing
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
