I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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