i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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