Non-Jews are for practice
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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