how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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