My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize