a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.