its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.