Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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