fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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