All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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