i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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