I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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