I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The Olympian is in my bed
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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