Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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