in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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