on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it's like iHOP with fire
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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