...so i touched it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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