I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover