doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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