Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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