Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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