Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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