Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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