I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She needs sedatives and a leash
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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