i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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