Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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It's just like the Real World with babies
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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