Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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