I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
birth control should be required to get into college
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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