you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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