just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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