Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
This house was built for laser tag.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.